Heaven on earth: food when you're hungry, drink when you're thirsty, sleep when you're sleepy, sex when you're horny.

Sex isn't always fulfilling, but it is never gratuitous.

Sex may not always be fulfilling, but it is never gratuitous.

Sex, on the whole, causes infinitely more misery than joy.

Of all the so-called sexual perversions, joyless sex is the most perverse.

Love can be free, but sex always comes with a price.

Women will sleep with men they wouldn't trust to walk their dog.

Make a woman feel sexy and she's yours.

Lovers jump into bed without thinking. It's the only way it can be done.