Philosophers console themselves with explanations.

Never be content with your work, your relationships, your life. That's the stupid advice philosophers give today.

There are philosophers who say life is meaningless. But it's really the concept of meaning that is meaningless.

The questions philosophers ask are not so much meaningless as irrelevant.

Poets create gods, philosophers destroy them.

Philosophers created the void; nature created everything else.

The philosopher who denies free will is like an astronomer who denies the stars.

Philosophers tell you what they think. Artists show you.

Every age has its pseudoproblems created by its fake prophets and pseudo-philosophers.