Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am.""Sit up. Arf," I teased."What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. "She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am.""Yeah," I said, "but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop!

A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.