If you corner me, you are going to hear some unwelcome truths.

If folly disappeared, wit would starve.

If you belong to the underclass, you are already guilty.

If a problem is insoluble, it is Necessity. Leave it alone.

If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.

Death is just around the corner. If only it would stay there.