Listen to what people say about themselves; they will tell you everything you need to know.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

To be fulfilled, a prophecy needs lots of flexibility.

I trust you because I need you.

The world needs an enema.

The greater the privilege, the more hidden the arrogance. The Emperor of China need not exist.

To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.