The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

True love cannot grow old; it is timeless.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

Get high on love, not drugs.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.