The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

True love cannot grow old; it is timeless.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.