"Marriage is a full time job; a good one comes with full benefits."

"Don't fall for someone's words; fall for someone's deeds."

"Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention."

"A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies."

"Marrying an angel you despise is better than courting a devil you adore."

"Never doubt your wife's intelligence; she married you, didn't she?"

"You can marry outside of your race, but never marry outside of your values."

"Never say the wrong thing to a woman, not even in your sleep."

"I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole."

"Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love."