The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.

If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.

A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.

Marriage is a full time job; a good one comes with full benefits.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

The key to a good marriage: laugh together, cry together, strive together: do everything together.