To know a boy, ask his mother. To know a man, ask his wife.

The quality of the man determines the quality of his wife.

I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.

A beautiful face is temporary; a beautiful soul is forever.

You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.

Marriage is a full-time job; wooing is your application, courtship your interview, engagement your job offer, and honeymoon, your orientation.

My wife is loyal...to my wallet.

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.