Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.

If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.

Marriage is a full time job; a good one comes with full benefits.

Don't fall for someone's words; fall for someone's deeds.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

You begin life by yourself, but you don't have to end up alone.