"Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever."

"If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for."

"Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate."

"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."

"An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile."

"Love came, it saw, and it conquered me."

"If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate."

"The bitterest fruit tastes sweet when you share it with someone you love."

"Finding a wife is easy; keeping her happy takes work."