Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Tom Brady's balls" Nothing more than a publicity stunt to keep the NFL Network from losing San Francisco's market share.

Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Alternator" The recommended course of action when she becomes too difficult to live with.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: ""Kam Chancellor" a.k.a. "The Iron Chancellor" when he assembles his Ministers of Defense, an all-out Blitzkreig is the inevitable outcome.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Being Poor" Of all the crimes committed in America, undoubtedly the most unforgivable.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Canada" still lobbying to get drinking and driving included as an Olympic sport.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Christmas Eve" The last time three wise men were seen in the Middle East.