I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy.

A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.

Distance gives a clearer view. You can't see the facade of a building while staying inside.

A bitter critic is the sweetest corrector.

God will not punish you when you speak your mind, because he speaks through you if he truly lives in you.