I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.