Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.