It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.

Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

We can never understand other people's motives, nor their furniture.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone — until they do.

I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.