I love him, and one day I’ll bury him, and until then, I’m going to be grateful that I’m allowed to watch him talk.

After all, what's the point of helping to create an apocalypse if you're not going to be around to see it?

If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world’s population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.

You know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it. The Rising didn't manage to wipe out the human race, it just made us turn into even bigger assholes than we were before. Hear that, mad science? You failed. You were supposed to kill us all, and instead you turned us into monsters.