The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation; and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone.

All too often someone spoils my enjoyment of their company by talking to me.

We often do or speak, not because of necessity, but because of insecurity.

We almost always start a conversation, or sustain one, merely to cover the silence with, or merely to keep the silence covered by, the sounds of our words, which seldom form important statements or questions.

Wearing perfume or expensive or trendy clothes is often, if not almost always, a subconscious attempt to make up for an uninteresting mind.

Women who are not boring have realized that men do not like sex as much as it is generally believed.

Some people seem to see a conversation as a competition to see who can talk the longest and the most often.

Being boring is as likely as being interesting to make one impossible to forget.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.