To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

I am yet to hear someone claim that a salary is nothing but a number.

Some people are blessed with a well-paid job, but are cursed with an irresistible urge to give others the impression that they are well paid, through things such as their clothes, car, and place of residence.

It is painful to see someone do something we do with displeasure for pleasure.

Working just for money is to some people more humiliating than being unemployed.

Some people are lucky to do what they love for a living, but are unlucky not to be allowed to do it how they want to do it.

With pocket money we prepare schoolchildren for the part of their lives during which some people to whom they are not related will use money to make them do, every weekday for about eight hours, things they do not really want to do.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.