In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

For men, sex is free only in theory.

Money changes some people: Many a woman goes from being ashamed of being some poor or broke man’s girlfriend to being proud of being his girlfriend or even ex-girlfriend as soon as she realizes that he has become rich.

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

Buying is the foundation of most women’s definition of romantic.

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

Nothing humbles a rich man better than not being wanted by a woman whose man is poor.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.