Men pay for sex. Women pay with sex.

Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.

The only ‘problems’ that we can truly solve through sex are that of never having had sex with anyone, and that of never having had sex with someone.

For men, sex is free only in theory.

Imagination is all too often wasted on masturbation.

Most men each have a to-do list of women that they plan on executing if and when they get rich or famous.

One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.

Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.

Some of those who think that men are dogs are men, thanks to things such as pseudo-feminism and homosexuality.