12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Working just for money is to some people more humiliating than being unemployed.

Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

A maid’s love for her own children often forces her to pretend to love her employer’s children.

If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.