Father having fun fixing PC: Mother bored.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Men pay for sex. Women pay with sex.

Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.

The only ‘problems’ that we can truly solve through sex are that of never having had sex with anyone, and that of never having had sex with someone.

For men, sex is free only in theory.

Money changes some people: Many a woman goes from being ashamed of being some poor or broke man’s girlfriend to being proud of being his girlfriend or even ex-girlfriend as soon as she realizes that he has become rich.

Life minimizes the number of materialistic women mainly through well-off men and boys whose main goal is to infect as many females as they can with HIV.