An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.