People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.

Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).

Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you.

For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.