Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).

True women empowerment will occur only as a result, not of the disempowerment of men, but of the stopping of our caring about the kind of genitals a person has, except when it comes to things such as reproduction and the use of public toilets.

One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.

Some of those who think that men are dogs are men, thanks to things such as pseudo-feminism and homosexuality.

One of the main results of women’s empowerment is a great increase in the number of women who cheat.

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.

Women generally get rich through divorcing a rich man.

Whenever he realizes that a female is more gifted than him, the average man subconsciously consoles himself with the fact that she does not have even a tiny penis.