Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

Whenever he realizes that a female is more gifted than him, the average man subconsciously consoles himself with the fact that she does not have even a tiny penis.

Prostitution is a crime committed by the economy against the woman and by Mother Nature against the man.