We sometimes tell someone that they can’t throw money at everything, after we have caught (or got), or while we are catching (or getting), the money (or thing they have bought).

Women work very hard to prevent or stop their sons from being manipulated by their women, like their sons’ fathers were or are being manipulated by their sons’ mothers.

Those who think they are against prostitution are in fact merely against sex being sold directly.

A woman is against her man making decisions when he is angry, except when the decision is to marry her, or to buy her a gift.

Some people would not be practicing some things if they had not preached them.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.

He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.