Dear God, Thank you for another day, my health, and the internet.

Some technologies have made it possible for one to travel to the other side of the world in order to see something, whereas some technologies have made that unnecessary: if it were not for things such as the camera and the internet, some African boys would have never seen a Chinese woman’s vagina.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

Over half of the internet is a dump for useless information.

One cannot help but wonder what used to get the huge portions of our attention that are now gotten by social media every single day.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.