If it were not for advertising, only a negligible fraction of prepubescent boys who do would know what a pantyliner or a tampon is.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Menstruation annoys the most females who lack the desire to someday fall pregnant.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

The hardest thing about being a woman isn’t menstruation or giving birth. It’s resisting the pressure to love handbags, makeup, high heels … and men.

If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.