I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits.

Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person.