To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.

Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.