Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.

Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.