A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

The worst thing about our cultures, education systems, and religions is that they make us take life seriously.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.

For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.