There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.