Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.