When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.