Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.