People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting or knowledgeable; some people do that because they find you boring or ignorant.

There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.