The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.

If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.