"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."

"For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction."

"When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor."

"Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries."

"Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal."

"Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself."

"Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent."

"The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own."

"Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands."

"With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles."