Being accused of cheating is infuriating, especially if you are cheating, or have cheated.

Some people console themselves by telling themselves that at least their lover or spouse does not disrespect them enough to cheat on them openly.

It is almost always, not just ‘Mr Right’, but ‘Mr Right … For Now’.

It is even more painful to have your heart broken by someone who you know does not deserve you.

It is always the wrong time to meet the wrong person.

To a particular person, a particular personality, mind, lifestyle, voice, gait, laugh, salary, penis, or vagina, cannot be interesting for a very long time.

No longer trusting someone is even more saddening if you still love them.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.