12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.

The saving of money is usually the delaying of the wasting of money.

Men pay for sex. Women pay with sex.

Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.

Most employees do not give their best, either because they are underpaid, or because to do that would be to be underpaid.

Time and money are almost always saved to be wasted.

Money is so powerful, and poverty so painful, that there has never been, and there will never be, a sane prostitute that played or will play hard to get.

All too often, food is given to a poor person only because the giver is too lazy to go to the dustbin, or to look for one.