Many a woman secretly has a crush on a man who secretly has a crush on her man.

The hardest thing about being a woman isn’t menstruation or giving birth. It’s resisting the pressure to love handbags, makeup, high heels … and men.

Some people are disgusted by homosexuals. I’m disgusted by those people.

That a man’s partner and exes are all female does not necessarily mean that he is straight.

Millions of females strive to give and to maintain the impression that they are male, so there is an untapped market for what one might call a pull-down bra.

Saying that something is so gay is so straight.