A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.

The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.

The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.