Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

The question is not whether or not someone in your life is using you, but how are they using you.