When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the same standard as they one they’re currently in a dead relationship with, and, their attempting to revive a dead relationship.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.