Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.