"Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon."

"If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money."

"A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true."

"Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa."

"Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors."

"Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns."

"To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell."

"The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman."

"The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people."

"Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said."